Saturday, August 24, 2013

Deep Burger Thoughts.

I wanted to share a "deep thought" with you... my very few readers...

I don't ever try to be rude, mean, ignorant, or hurtful on this blog... On the contrary, I try to be very honest and transparent in my own reviews.  I have eaten WAY too many burgers over this last year, and therefore my 'burger palate' has become much more discerning I suppose.

I realize there are times that we bring in a large group, but I do my best to give the restaurants a heads up (while some of them STILL decide not to mention that Sundays are Brunch only...grr...)  I also stand behind the fact that our "ranking sheets" speak for themselves, and service is a HUGE factor in the success of a meal/ BBBC meeting!

I love to support local businesses, and will continue to do so.  On behalf of the entire BBBC, I want to thank each and every person who owns/operates/works in a local burger-slinging-establishment!  Kudos to you all!  Thank you!   This club would not be here without you guys! 

keep on keepin' on. 

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Five Bistro - Meeting #50

 
Saturday, August 10th

5100 Daggett Avenue
St. Louis, MO 63110
(314) 773-5553


In Attendance:
Doug E. Fresh, Juicy Lucy, NB, J-Mo, JC, Fitz, "9", Two Napkins, Jason, Jazzy Jeff, The Awesome One, The Hamburgler, K-Ron, P. Diddy, Beaner, "7", and kt.

The Menu

Beaner's Beautiful Burger Cupcakes!
Another view

The finished product with tiny Red Solo Cups!

The Big Bitches Burger Club, Meeting #50!
 
FIVE NOTES:

What did you order?
Doug E. Fresh: Medium Burger with bacon, cheddar
Juicy Lucy:  Burger w/ white cheddar, bacon, egg, cooked medium rare
NB:  Lettuce, tomato, cucumber – from garden out back
J-Mo:  White cheddar with bacon
JC:  Veggies
Fitz:  Burger w/ white cheddar, bacon & egg.  Pomme frites. 
9:  Burger, cheddar/bacon
Two Napkins:  Burger – med. Rare – bleu cheese w/ carmalized onions
Jason:  Burger
JO:  Med. Burger + cheddar, mushrooms, onions
Jazzy Jeff:  Burger w/ egg & bacon
The Awesome One:  Bleu cheese w/ bacon, med/well
Hamburgler:  The burger (medium well) white cheddar, carmelized onion
K-Ron:  5 Burger – white cheddar, bacon, egg!!!  (*She gets VERY excited about eggs.)
P-Diddy:  Burger + shitake (pickled) mushroom, egg (I think there was cheddar, but I don’t remember)
Beaner:  Burger with mushrooms & egg
7: (He ordered a burger)
kt:   Burger with white cheddar, grilled mushrooms, and homemade ketchup (along with some French fries)

How would you describe your burger?
Doug E. Fresh: Loved it, Flavor
Juicy Lucy:  Delicious.  Temp was perfect.  Bacon salty, and the egg made the burger!
NB:  n/a
J-Mo:  Very tasty and good presentation.
JC:  Fresh (*the veggies… not the burger)
Fitz:  Burger was HUGE, bacon was amazing, egg killed it- bun was on the dry side. 
9:  Good
Two Napkins:  Done well, but the brioche bun, which I was excited about was SOOOOOOO dry.
Jason:  Avg.
JO:  6+ (average)
Jazzy Jeff:  Cooked perfectly. 
The Awesome One:  Really good.  Good bacon.
Hamburgler:  Great presentation / pretty / a bloody mess when cut / yummy / a little stiff.
K-Ron:  Good.  Not the best, dry bun, useless sprouts. 
P-Diddy:  Excellent drunk burger.  A little dense.
Beaner:  Perfectly cooked!  Marinated shrooms just ok.
7: Check! Check! Check!
kt: Not my favorite - but the temperature was perfect. 

How delicious was it (1-10)?
Doug E. Fresh: 9
Juicy Lucy:  9
NB:  3
J-Mo:  8
JC:  3
Fitz:  7
9:  8
Two Napkins:  5
Jason: 4
JO:  6
Jazzy Jeff:  8
The Awesome One:  9
Hamburgler:  8
K-Ron:  6
P-Diddy:  9
Beaner:  8
7:  9
kt:  5

Was there anything memorable about the food and/or place?
Doug E. Fresh:  n/a  (*poor form Doug E. Fresh!  Nothing??? Not ONE memorable thing???)
Juicy Lucy:  n/a
NB:  50th BBBC meeting & Jess’ awesome Burger cupcakes!
J-Mo:  Good people
JC:  Yes, all the company
Fitz:  We got our burgers at 10:48pm L 50th BBBC!  Amazing cupcake burgers!
9:  50th!  Good friends!  Cupcakes
Two Napkins:  50th Party!  So fun!
Jason:  n/a
JO:  n/a
Jazzy Jeff:  Love 10pm burgers.  Just fun to have burger club on my clock!
The Awesome One:  The music was magnifico. 
Hamburgler:  Place was personable / quaint / music needs a kick in the pants though. 
K-Ron:  The egg was muy delicious, but overall unmemorable.  L
P-Diddy:  Best 50th EVER!
Beaner:  50th!!!
7:  Cupcakes
kt:  I cannot believe this is our 50th meeting! WooHoo for the BigBitchesBurgerClub!  The partay at Beaner & 7’s house was killer!  And Beaner’s cupcakes kicked butt!

Roughly how much was your order?
Doug E. Fresh: $15
Juicy Lucy:  ?  Don’t care.
NB:  n/a
J-Mo:  ??? Still not done drinking
JC:  n/a
Fitz:  $15 burger
9:  $20
Two Napkins:  $15
Jason:  $15
JO:  $15
Jazzy Jeff:  Probably $50 booze, $15 burger
The Awesome One:  I don’t pay the bill.  Duh.  j/k.
Hamburgler:  $50 with  bevs.
K-Ron:  $15
P-Diddy:  $13 burger +$3 fries +like a gazillion alcohol.
Beaner: ?
7:  ???
kt: Doug E. Fresh was kind enough to pay for my burger!


Average service score:  5
           

The Awesome One & The Hamburgler
9 & Fitz


Two Napkins & Juicy Lucy
kt & Jazzy Jeff

The BIG BITCHES!

Hamburgler shows us how a REAL model works the camera1


7 & kt (poppin' those collars)
Yes, clearly we coordinated.


The Five Burger (no egg)
The Five Burger (with egg)


Beautifully cooked!

And kt has red icing all over herself... oh well!